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Quotes

Here are some quotes from Mulan

"Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point!"
-Mushu
"Some King of the Rock!"
-Ling
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
-The Emperor
"You can have his job."
-The Emperor
"C'mon people, people look alive lets go! You're all way past the beauty sleep thing trust me!"
-Mushu
"My powers are beyond your mortal imagination!"
-Mushu
"Now THAT's what I call Mongolian BBQ!"
-Mushu
"Loser.....? How bout if I pop one of your antenna's off!"
-Mushu
"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain can not bow to it."
-The Emperor
"I am Yao, King of the Rock"
-Yao
"I never want to see a naked man again." (a whole bunch of naked men run by)
-Mulan
"The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter."
-Fa Zhou
"My little Baby's all grown up, and... and, savin' China." (Sniff)
-Mushu
"..I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good Mornin'!"[Waves]
-Mushu
"Dishonor!--Make a note of this-- Dishonor, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"
-Mushu
"Ooo...I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover..."
-Mushu
"Play nice with the other kids...unless one of the other kids wanna fight; then you have to kick the other kids' butt."
-Mushu
"You 'da man! .... Well, sort of."
-Mushu
"I ain't bitin' no more butts!"
-Mushu
"My eyes can see straight through your armor." (Mulan slaps Mushu)
-Mushu
"A life for a life, my debt is repaid."
-Shang
"But sir, there are no council positions open."
-Chi Fu
"I have a name, and it's a boy's name too!"
-Mulan
"How many men does it take to deliever a message?"
-Shan Yu
"Let's go kick some hunnie-buns!"
-Mushu
"I....ring the gong...."
-Mushu
"You dont meet a girl like THAT every Dynasty!"
-The Emperor
"You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!"
-Mushu
"Nice work gentlemen....You found the Hun army...."
-Shan Yu
"Get outta there, you gonna make people sick!"
-Mushu
"The soldier from the mountains ........"
-Shan-Yu
"Would you like to stay forever?"
-Granny Fa
"Oooh! Sign me up for the next war!"
-Granny Fa
"Did you see those Huns?? They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
-Mushu
"One."
-Hun archer
"The truth is were both frauds....Your ancestors never sent me they dont even like me. You risked your life to help people you love, I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.."
-Mushu
"My little baby off to destroy people"
-Mushu
"Oh Yao....You made a friend!"
-Chien Po
"I know we were jerks to you before so, lets start over.....Hiiiii, I'm Ling!"
-Ling
"Oh sure, save the horse!"
-Mushu
"Man, you are one lucky bug."
-Mushu
"Honorable ancestors, please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today. Please, PLEASE help her!"
-Fa Zhou
"That was a deliberate attempt on my life!"
-Chi Fu
"Sweet and Pungent Shrimp!"
-Chien Po
"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy..And I'll do it with my shirt on"
-Yao
"Are we in this together, or not?"
-Mulan
"But I dont wanna kick the other kid's butt"
-Mulan
"My ansestors sent a little lizard to help me?"
-Mulan
"If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright."
-Mushu
"Dragon, dragon! Not lizard, I don't do that tongue thing." (flicks tongue)
-Mushu
"I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like it all dependes on what she cooks like. Beef, Pork, Chicken.....Mmmmm"
-Chien Po
"Now all of China knows you're here."
-China's Guard
"Sir...The genaral...."
-Chien Po
"Oh yeah? Well I think Ping and I can take you!"
-Ling
"Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up! .... Of course Ping DID steal my girl..." (Mulan shuts him up)
-Mushu
"I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp!"
-Shang
"You lied to me? AND WHAT ARE YOU, A SHEEP?"
-Mushu
"Down Bessy!"
-Mushu
"He started it!"
-Entire Army
"You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl. AHHHHHHHHHHJH"
-Chee Fu
"What's the matter? You've never seen a black and white before?"
-Mushu
"You forgot your helmet....Well actually, its your helmet, isn't it?"
-Shang
"I'm here!"
-Mulan
"And don`t you slap me no more!"
-Mushu
"It is an hounor to protect my country and my family!"
-Fa Zhou
"I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan."
-The Emperor
"If we die, we die with honor."
-Shang
"A single grain of rice can tip the scale."
-The Emperor
"Make it sound more urgent please, you know what I'm talkin' about??!!!"
-Mushu
"DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE?? LET ME HEAR YOU SAY AHHHHH!"
-Mushu
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
-Mulan
"That's close enough."
-Mushu
"Whatch'you mean, LOSER??"
-Mushu
"You may look like a bride! but you will never bring your family honor!"
-The Matchmaker
"I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and tough."
-Mulan
"Concubines... Ugly concubines."
-Hun Soldiers
"So you'll die for honor?"
-Mulan
"For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain."
-Mulan
"Uhh, Sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those manly urges, and you have to KILL something."
-Mulan
"Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch!...or not."
-Mulan
"Would you like to stay for dinner?"
-Mulan
"Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Would you like to stay forever?"
-Mulan & Grandmother
"Notes? In case I forget something...."
-Mulan
"Look! You get porridge! And its happy to see ya!"
-Mushu
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
-Yao
"Sorry Ling!"
-Yao
"...destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all."
-The Emperor
"What do you mean you aren't lucky!?!?"
-Mushu
"Father, I brought you the sword of Shan Yu. And the crest of the Emperor. They're gifts to honor the Fa family."
-Mulan
"The solder from the mountians."
-Shan Yu
"Say good bye to those who knew me."
-Yao
"Lets get down to business to defeat the Huns."
-Shang
"Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?"
-Shang
"You're the saddest bunch I ever met."
-Shang
"But you can bet before we're though Mister, I'll make a man out of you."
-Shang
"In a thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle."
-Yao
"Chant with me."
-Chien Po
"Just beacuse I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
-Mulan
"There are a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!"
-Mushu
"Could I take that back, just one moment...?"
-Mulan
"Hit it Cri-Kee!"
-Mushu
"And what are you, a SHEEP?"
-Mushu
"Did I mention I was the Great Stone Dragon?"
-Mushu
"I'm Yao, King of The Rock, and there's nothin' you girls can do about it!"
-Yao
"Yo Rocky! Wake-up!"
-Mushu
"Go to your tent!"
-Mushu
"Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym."
-Ling
"If I reveal her, she will be..."
-Fa Zhou
"She could be killed!"
-Fa Li
"Ooh! Tough guy!"
-Yao
"Retrieve the arrow!"
-Li Shang
"From now on, you have my trust."
-Shang
"I think its time we took this war into our own hands...."
-Mushu
"AHHH SNAKE!!!"
-Ling
"I've got an idea."
-Mulan
"Perfect."
-Shan-Yu
"I am the powerful! The pleasurable! The Indistructible Mushu! Hey I'm pretty hot huh!" ~gets stomped on by Khan~
-Mushu
"My manly ways and turn of phrase ae sure to thrill her."
-Ling
"He thinks he's such a lady killer."
-Yao
"CHICKEN BOY!?! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!!!"
-Mushu
"Yeah the only girl who'd love him is his mother!"
-Yao
"I've heard a great deal about you, Mulan, You took your fathers armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, destroyed my palace....."
-Emperor
"Ping! You're the craziest man I ever met...and for that I owe you my life."
-Li Shang
"It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army."
-Mulan
"I hope you can get your money back!"
-Ling
"You said you'd trust Ping, why is Mulan any different?"
-Mulan
"I really don't want to take him anywhere."
-Mulan
"Punch him, it's how men say 'hello'."
-Mushu
"Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!"
-Granny Fa
"Thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice."
-Li Shang
"Yao; thank you for volunteering."
-Li Shang
"You ain't worth my time chicken boy."
-Yao
"Let's move it heffa!"
-Mushu
"Try, ah, ah, ahh... choo."
-Mushu
"Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!"
-Mulan
"An apple for serenity... A pendant for balance..."
-Grandma Fa
"Nice work gentlemen."
-Shan Yu
"Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon."
-Li Shang
"Now, slap him on the behind. They like that."
-Mushu